Alexa Evangelista (via exoticwild)
sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
tumblr is a lot like singing tbh
yeah because you can only hit like 3 notes
This gave me butterflies
dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude
"i don’t watch tv" proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet
caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your