you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 



all i have is this blog and my virginity


im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour


"When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god."
Melanie Exler strengthenizer (via strengthenizer)


This video is so important. It basically explains that all Israel has ever wanted was to be allowed to exist in peace. Palestinians refused to recognize it as a Jewish state and taught their children that it should be destroyed. Israel has been attacked by every nation around it from the very beginning, forcing Israel to defend itself.

Dennis Prager explains that one side wants the other side dead, and the other side literally just wants peace. If the Palestinians and the other surrounding Arab nations just recognized this one tiny Jewish state and allowed it to exist, then there would be peace.


In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’